Monday, April 11, 2011

If a cat gets 9 lives, how many does Wile E. Coyote have?

Friday, April 8, 2011

If you wander off the beaten path you might get lost, but sometimes you must get lost in order to find yourself.

Singing a song of sixpence will get you non the richer.

Never trust a squirrel for directions!
Smiling only gives those around you a false sense of security.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

The power of the pen will get you in the end. That's why it is always best to type.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, but he had no great fall. You see,  Little Miss Muffet was frighted from her tuffet by a spider.  This gave Humpty a great laugh and she knew she had to craft a wrath.   She told all her friends of his great fall from the very large wall.  Humpty thought this a bit rough so he tried to hire the Billy Goat Gruff.  Humpty found Gruff was wasn’t so tough and lived in a land where he a plan to hang out with Peter Pan.